Somehow I forgot to mention my visit to the Louvre. Most people come to see the Moaning Lisa, but there is way more to this museum than just that painting. I went to see it, just to say that I have seen it in real life, but if you want moaning women, there are plenty of pictures in magazines you can get from the local service station.
I’ve been to the front row of a Pearl Jam, Big Day Out and Soundwave mosh pit. I have played in the front row of a rugby league and rugby union team. Could I get to the front of the crowd to see the Moaning Lisa? Nope. Pro tip for the Aussies in their Rugby World Cup campaign… Put a couple of old Japanese grandmas in the front row and tell them the Moaning Lisa is just on the other side of the try line. Good luck to anyone who plays the Wallabies after that.
There is heaps more art at the Louvre – I spent most of my time looking at the Renaissance sculptures of dinosaurs…
…and pre-Jesus porn. If you look closely, the guy in the white shirt has got wood….
… no he doesn’t…. pervert…